Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Liberal Platform leaked

How I spent my summer on a Liberal bus asking for money and support for my political party.
Pablum (from the Latin word pabulum, meaning food). This was an infant cereal product that unlike other cereal mixtures had the necessary minerals and five of the six known vitamins that growing children needed. The five vitamins were A, B1 and B2, D and E, and were produced from a mixture of wheat, oats, corn, and bone meal plus wheat germ, dried brewer's yeast, and alfalfa. This was all ground, mixed, dried, and pre-cooked.

Mr. Nice Guy
The Liberal Platform was developed with Pablum in mind and they were very careful to remove any ingredient that might be used in an attack ad.

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